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Dammit jesus
Dammit jesus






Cartman is at the piano, Butters is on drums. Your family's black, Tolkien! There's bound to be a bass guitar in your basement somewhere! Ĭartman's house. No time to waste! Platinum album! Must beat Kyle! Tolkien! Get the bass guitar out of your basement and meet me over at my house! Platinum album! Platinum album! Gotta make a platinum album before Kyle! īutters! Get your drum set and meet me at my house! We have to make a platinum album! Hurry, Butters! He appears over a rise on one of the streets. Okay, fine! Ready?! First one to have a platinum album wins! Go! Oh yeah?! I will bet you ten bucks that if I start a Christian rock band that I can get a platinum album before you guys do! Just get the hell out of here, Cartman! You're not serious and you're a detriment to the band! You just start that way, Stan, then you cross over. I don't wanna be in a stupid Christian rock band! Think about it! It's the easiest crappiest music in the world, right? If we just play songs about how much we love Jesus, all the Christians will buy our crap! I think out band better buy a whole bunch of music CDs to listen to for inspiration. Yeah, and I'm more hip-hop and R-and-B oriented. I mean, ah I'm a fusion guy, but Kenny's background is more Latin Jazz. We have to define our style if we're ever going to make a platinum album. Ooohhh, I thought a group of Vietnamese people were having their intestines pulled out through their mouths.

dammit jesus

Cartman sings lead, Stan and Kyle on are guitars, Kenny is on the drums. Stan and the boys are in the Marsh garage belting out tunes, but their musical styles are scattered. Lars Ulrich and James Hetfield, from Metallica.








Dammit jesus